When I grow Up I want to be...

...the funny and fabulous Rosemary Clement-Moore!

An absolutely awesome writer who had the chops this year to take the RITA for Best YA novel, for Hell Week, which I reviewed here! If you haven't bought it yet, go buy it, for gosh sakes. Well, start with Prom Dates from Hell.

Oh, and if you pop over to her LJ blog, check out the LOLdog from July 24th. Haz a happy. Check.

There's a picture of her and the other two finalists here.

Gosh, I go to s/l/e/e/p meditate for a couple of m/o/n/t/h/s weeks and great things happen and nobody tells me. Sheesh. Well, I'm busy protecting everyone on the astral plane and doing other bitchin psychic stuff.

Tell ya later.

The Return of Secret Squirrel

And the cop said, "Is that a squirrel in your cleavage or are you just happy to see me?"

You just have to see it. AOL news.

Hat tip, James Taranto, Best of the Web Today, July 7 2009