KRISTEN STEWART
Wait, we can't have sex at all, and you can't suck my blood? How can you make a vampire movie without anyone sucking blood?
ROBERT PATTINSON
It's alright, I think this movie already has more than enough sucking.
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Friday, December 19, 2008
TWILIGHT, the cracked version
Rod Hilton over at cracked.com provides a concentrated version of Twilight -
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this has got to be the best version out there. i laughed til i cried. i am SO not reading the book, nor will i watch the movie. i cringe when i see my students carrying the books around, but what's a teacher to do? just gotta be thankful they're reading something!!
I agree that the spoof was quite funny. Not having read the book or seen the movie, I'll reserve judgment. I found Harry Potter 1-4 to be much better than the reputation that preceeded them-- they were pretty darn good reads, once you get over the fad editorial obsession that says you can't use adverbs and such.
As far as your students, yes, be thankful they are consuming even sparkly light fiction.
Just think of Twilight as the gateway drug to literature for teen girls.
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