Russian scientists are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s [sic] thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an “unimpeded thermal inversion” of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth’s atmosphere.
If true, then global warming is solved!
On the other hand, this might just be a leak of the plot of the next Dan Brown novel.
2 comments:
That plot is much too sophisticated for a Dan Brown novel ...
Well, there's no plot yet, just a high concept...
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